10 ways to find out if you’re old

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1. You sing along with the elevator music.

2. You take a metal detector to the beach.

3. Your ears are hairier than your head.

4. You got cable for The Weather Channel.

5. People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”

6. Your arms are getting too short to read the newspaper.

7. You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.

8. Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn’t breaking any laws.

9. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

10. You are proud of your lawn mower.

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