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Do you always feel tired? There are a lot of reasons why you feel tired most of the time, it may be due to stress or lack of nutrition. Either way, the feeling of tiredness really is devastating. You don’t get to do the things that you want to do and you usually end up lying down in your bed doing nothing but stare at the ceiling.

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      1. You sing along with the elevator music.

2. You take a metal detector to the beach.

3. Your ears are hairier than your head.

4. You got cable for The Weather Channel.

5. People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”

6. Your arms are getting too short to read the newspaper.

7. You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.

8. Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn’t breaking any laws.

9. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

10. You are proud of your lawn mower.

*Source: Suddenly Senior

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When you are in your senior years, you may have been spending quite a lot of time indoors and watching TV at home. But, are you prepared in case of emergencies like fire?

Here are some suggestions to prepare for a fire emergency.

1. Sleep with the door closed and teach children to feel the door for heat before opening.

2. Always make sure that there is an escape route for each area of the home and decide on a meeting point outside the home.

3. Make sure that there is a map that is easy to read.

4. Tell the kids not to hide during fire and explain that they must not be scared of firemen.

5. Teach the kids to drop down and crawl beneath the smoke to escape the home.

6. Make sure that everyone knows how to use an escape ladder.

7. Tell everyone that once they are out, they must not go back in to the burning building.

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You may be getting older:

When your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one, I can’t do both!”

When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

When going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

When you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

When getting a little action” means you don’t need to take any fiber today.

When “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

When an “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.

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Antibiotics are probably one of the most common medicines that a senior citizen drinks. It will help you recover from bacterial infection but they offer no medical benefit against viruses.

Overuse of this medicines can make the bacteria in your body resistant to the drugs. The medicines will then lose their effectiveness which will make bacterial illness a lot harder to treat.

Here is a list of the illnesses that are treated by antibiotics and a few that do not need the said medicaiton.

1. Colds and flu are caused by viruses. They would not respond to antibiotics.

2. Cough and bronchitis are also caused by viruses but people with chronic lung problems and those who have a cough for a long time may actually need antibiotics.

3. Strep throat requires antibiotic treatment.

4. Ear and sinus infections should first be evaluated by a doctor because some are bacterial and some are viral.

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It has come to this. I decide to do work on the car, start to the garage and notice the mail on the table. OK, I’m going to work on the car. BUT FIRST I’m going to go through the mail.

Lay car keys down on desk. After discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash can is full. OK, I’ll just put the bills on my desk. BUT FIRST I’ll take the trash out.

Since I’m going to be near the mailbox, I’ll address a few bills. Now where is the checkbook? Oops, there’s only one check left. Where did I put the extra checks? BUT FIRST I need to put the cup back in the kitchen.

I head for the kitchen, look out the window, notice the flowers need a drink of water. I put the cup on the counter and there’s my extra pair of glasses on the kitchen counter. What are they doing here? I’ll just put them away… BUT FIRST need to water those plants.

I head for the door and notice someone left the TV remote in the wrong spot. Okay, I’ll put the remote away and water the plants. BUT FIRST I need to find those checks.

END OF THE DAY: Oil in car not changed, bills still unpaid, cup still in the sink, checkbook still has only one check left, lost my car keys. And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I’m baffled because… I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY!

I realize this condition is serious. I’ll get help… BUT FIRST, I think I’ll check my e-mail.

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