Jun
20
About growing older
Filed Under humor
I found a couple of facts about getting old and I find it pretty amusing. I hope you like it. There is some truth injected into it and it was written in a really funny way. Enjoy!
First — Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start BRAGGING about it.
Second — The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third – Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
Fourth – You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Fifth – One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Sixth – Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Seventh – Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
And finally — If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old.
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