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A trial is taking place in Mississippi. The defendant is a sweet grandmotherly type.

Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?

Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Woman: No, I didn’t stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, “Take me, young man, Take me!”

Defense Attorney: What happened?

Little Old Woman: That’s when he yelled, “April Fool!” And that’s when I shot him!

*source: http://www.suddenlysenior.com/seniorjokebook2.html

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Constipation does not just occur on every senior but it sure is a problem. For senior citizens, health is a major concern. If they are not getting the right movement of their bowels, they may end up being poisoned by their own body. Here are some tips about preventing constipation.

1. When you need to go the restroom, do not ignore it. Go if you have to go.
2. Make time to have a regular schedule of bowel movement.
3. Add fiber in your diet and drink plenty of fluids every day.
4. Avoid eating foods that are high in sugar and fat.
5. Do not take laxaties frequently. This can damage your bowels and aggravate constipation even more.

Believe it or not, most senior citizens are suffering from insomnia. Some tend to be frustrated even more that it could lead to other possible illnesses. If you are having problems sleeping or staying asleep, then you have to understand the reasons as well.

Here are some of the possible reasons behind those sleepless nights.

1. Illness or discomfort
2. The feeling of depression
3. Too much stress or even anxiety
4. Drinking caffeine or alcohol, too much smoking or taking in medications or illicit drugs.
5. Inappropriate sleeping environment which includes noisy surroundings and bright rooms.
6. Activities that affect sleep like too many afternoon naps or sleeping very early.

Many people take pain relievers. Not just seniors who are experiencing and attack of their arthritis or headaches. But then, before you take in pain relievers, make sure that you have an idea about the possible side effects that they may contain.

Here are some of the potential side effects of pain relievers.

1. Liver damage. This occurs on people who take large amounts of acetaminophen which is the active ingredient of Tylenol.

2. Gastrointestinal problems like ulcer or upset stomach. It can occur on people who take nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs like aspirin and ibuprofen.

3. Kidney damage which is also cause by NSAIDs.

4. In some rare instances, people can also be allergic to pain medications.

Let’s face the fact that as you grow older adn come to age, your visits to the hospital becomes frequent. Doctors will do their best to keep you safe on your stay in the hospital and to cure you as fast as they could.

Here are some things that you can do to become a smart patient and do your part in the healing process.

1. Always talk to your doctor if you have questions. Bring someone with you if you need help in understanding the details of things that you must do.

2. Give your doctor a complete list of the medications that you drink and ask for any side effects and those that should not be taken together.

3. Always get your test results and ask for interpretation.

4. Always expect. If you are going to have a surgery, ask your surgeon the things that you have to do and prepare yourself.

 

As we age, it becomes very difficult to take proper care of the teeth. Especially for senior citizens who have arthritis.

Here are some suggestions to prevent tooth decay as you get older into the senior years.

1. If you are having problems holding your tooth brush, make it thinker by wrapping tape around it.

2. To make your toothbrush handle a little bit longer, tape an extender around the end of the handle. You can try an ice cream stick for example.

3. Use a battery powered toothbrush.

4. There are different aids available in the drug store that can help you clean your teeth properly. Products can make flossing a lot easier for you.

5. Brush your gums, tongue and the roof of your mouth with toothpaste everyday before you put your dentures on.

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