Aug
15
Signs of menopause
Filed Under humor
This one just got off my e-mail. This was actually sent by my grandmother. It was really funny. Hope you life it!
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him.
3. You have to write post-it notes with your kids’ names on them.
4. Your husband chirps, “Hi honey, I’m home.” And your reply, “Well, if it isn’t Ozzie Nelson.”
5. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven’s Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.
6. You change your underwear after every sneeze.
7. You’re on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendales
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