Apr
30
The perks and privileges of being a senior
Filed Under Insurance
I came across an article which I found pretty interesting and hilarious. I had a good laugh about it and I enjoyed reading it. It is basically a list of the things / treatments that a person would get if he or she is in his or her senior years.
This article is very amusing and it brings out the child in every senior who reads it. Here is the list that I was talking about:
- Kidnappers are not interested in you anymore.
- In a hostage situation, you will be released first
- People will be calling at 8 PM and ask, “Did I wake you? Sorry.”
- No one expects you to run into a burning building and be a hero.
- People will no longer look at you as a hypochondriac.
- There’s nothing left to learn the hard way ’cause everyone wants to assist you.
- Things you buy now won’t wear out.
- You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.
- You can live without sex, but not without your eye glasses.
- You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
- You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
- You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize that you are having one.
- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
- Your eyes won’t get any worse.
- Your investment in health insurance is beginning to pay off.
- Your joints are more accurate in predicting rain than the National Weather Service.
- Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can’t remember them either.
- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
- You won’t remember where you saw this.
- I don’t remember where I published this.
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